Tuesday, December 12, 2006

CAT TOWN

I am worried about my kitty and her vet appointment today, so I went to Cute Overload to make myself feel better. I decided to check out the link to CAT TOWN.

Wow! That CAT TOWN is a crazy place, I think I want to go there when I retire.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

My New Office Mate is Hilarious

This is what he sent me this morning,
I think what got me was "the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds!'
Seriously.



Florence Oregon - Nov. 12th, 1970
A dead whale lands on the beach, and has to be removed by the Oregon Highway Division. The OHD uses Dynamite, hoping to blast the whale into tiny pieces for the seagulls to eat, and to blow the rest into the sea. Using 1 ton of TNT, they blast the whale straight up and out, and parts of the whale are landing on cars about 1 mile away. Much of the whale remains at the blast site, and has to be bulldozed into the sand.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The Shirt

The shirt touches his neck
and smooths over his back.
It slides down his sides.
It even goes down below his belt—
down into his pants.
Lucky shirt.


I wish I wrote this.
You can get the book this poem is in at Amazon.com

Monday, April 17, 2006

Thursday, April 06, 2006

I ain't no hollaback girl

So here's a popular post (read: lame) that will surely knock your socks back on and send you to bed!
Here's some cd's I'vebeen listening to- with categories, and approximate time spent listening to them in the past 3 weeks. I don't have a fancy ipod so I can't give you my "playlist" or any of that shit....
CD I bought for one song but I actually really like: James Blunt, Back to Bedlam (about 15 hours at work).
"For Old times Sake" music: Jayhawks, Tomorrow the Green Grass (2 hours)
CD I am embarrassed to admit that I have (actually I borrowed it so that's moderately better): Gwen Stefani, Love Angel Music Baby (oh, too many to admit to here)
Some more nostalgic type music: Pearl Jam. Rearview Mirror (it's double disc with an UP disc and a DOWN disc, I listen to the down disc all the time, it's the one with the non-top forty radio singles)

Next, time I will tell you what I've been watching on TV. Fascinating.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Top Ten List for 2005

Everyone is doing it and shallow entertainment is all I am qualified to judge so don't expect anything deep and/ or meaningful on my list...
10. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
9. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
8.Joss Whedon guesting on Veronica Mars
7. Kanye West
6. Nicole Ritchie, her scrawny ass kicks Paris's scrawny ass any day
5. The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova- I like vampires.
4. Project Runway- reality TV as it should be.
3. Elton John's "wedding"--I don't fully understand why the liberal media has to put "wedding" into quotations for Elton John and his parttner, you never see that for the heterosexual weddings, no one reported on Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's "wedding." And really, which is more offensive to god?
2. Pride and Prejudice- always a sucker for the Jane Austen adaptation
1. Serenity- Joss Whedon again, need I say more?

Happy 2006.