CAT TOWN

I am worried about my kitty and her vet appointment today, so I went to Cute Overload to make myself feel better. I decided to check out the link to CAT TOWN.

Wow! That CAT TOWN is a crazy place, I think I want to go there when I retire.

My New Office Mate is Hilarious

This is what he sent me this morning,
I think what got me was "the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds!'
Seriously.

Florence Oregon - Nov. 12th, 1970 A dead whale lands on the beach, and has to be removed by the Oregon Highway Division. The OHD uses Dynamite, hoping to blast the whale into tiny pieces for the seagulls to eat, and to blow the rest into the sea. Using 1 ton of TNT, they blast the whale straight up and out, and parts of the whale are landing on cars about 1 mile away. Much of the whale remains at the blast site, and has to be bulldozed into the sand.

The Shirt

The shirt touches his neck
and smooths over his back.
It slides down his sides.
It even goes down below his belt—
down into his pants.
Lucky shirt.

I wish I wrote this.
You can get the book this poem is in at Amazon.com